Trying to make things right

Dear Food,

I’m so very sorry if I did something to offend you. Please accept my sincere apologies. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? I’m not happy with the relationship we have right now, and I would really love to get back to the way we were. I don’t understand how you can keep hurting me this way … after all we’ve been through. I can’t go on like this much longer, so please … for the sake of my sanity and my esophagus … let’s settle down and spend some quality time together.

Sincerely yours,

Sena